Dirt and Critters

Hi! I'm Nikki and when I grow up I wanna have a dog and be a farmer!

Monday, September 19, 2011

If you give a mouse a cookie...

If you give a girl a bunch of sunflowers for her birthday,
She will put them in a vase.


If you give a girl with a squirrel a bunch of sunflowers,
you already know they will quickly be devoured.


If you give a Turbo a sunflower,
he will claim he is preparing for winter.

                                               
Although, it is highly unlikely that he will need that extra fat around the hips 
while sleeping in a stocking hat hung by the fire.


It takes a big set of huevos to destroy your moms handpicked.
sunflower boquet on her birthday...

Then again... nothing lives forever... ... ... ... ...

and some pple like fried squirrel...

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